Being the first one to class
Makes you wonder
If you are in
The right
Time and space
"Mom says to not eat him. She said he is not a cookie. Who makes an ornament that looks like a cookie and smells like a cookie but yet tells little hungry kids it is not a cookie. I say we at least lick him to see."
My mom told me not to play basketball on cloudy days. She said lightning strikes basketball hoops 10 times more often than anything else in the world. She also said this while napping and just after eating a turkey sandwich the size of her face. I think I should be safe.