"So you are trying to tell me that it took you over an hour and you still could not find my shoes but brought the camera instead?"
"Yes, that is the story I am telling at the moment. I did bring you soap and a bucket."
"That has been sitting here since yesterday when mom gave the lizard a bath. What were you planning on doing with the camera?"
"Memories and possibly an opportunity for future bribery."
"What? And, WAIT...what is that around your mouth?
"Mom made me a sandwich and a plate of cookies that I think I was supposed to bring out to you, but I forgot and just ate everything. Sorry, I guess this is a bad time for a photo."
"Yep, now give it to me. I need to take your photo to remind you that you owe me, big time."