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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

To Give

A gift is magic
Not because you
Have just received
But because
You have given

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Who are you calling?


"Georgie, who are you calling?"
"What?"


"If you can't hear me, you won't be able to hear Mickey Mouse!"
"Well, I don't speak adult. I speak mouse."

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Coffee is Life

"What is that?"
"Coffee or life as my mother sometimes calls it."
"Well it sure stinks!"
"Yes and I hear my mother say life stinks sometimes."
"So why does she drink it?"
"Because she says it gives her life."
"Where is her life going?"
"She says work sucks the life from her, aunt Carol sucks the life from her, her kids often suck the life from her and sometimes I hear her say 'life sucks'."
"Wow, I guess it works 'cause she is still alive. So why do you have a cup?"
"I figure if I feel pretty much alive and have all my parts still to myself that maybe coffee will give me superpowers and then I can go around and save all of the adults from having the life sucked out of them."
"What if it tastes gross?"
"We'll come up with something else. Maybe eat more spinach."

Friday, January 3, 2020

It's your fault::jerryberry

You could blame it on the cat, but you were the one who decided to play with your dominoes in your cat's favorite room on your cat's favorite table in-between your cat's morning and afternoon nap. So really, it's your fault.

Thursday, January 2, 2020

A New Year

"This year is going to be the best year ever, but to ensure we accomplish all of our goals, we must write them down."
"Hmmmm, now what do I want to get done?"
 "No, not that...boring. And that, tried that last year and that didn't work out. My mom said I should...heck no, I am not listening to anyone..."
 "I guess I could write down...ugh..."
"All of this planning is boring the energy out of me."
 
"This feels nice."
 "Pretty cool huh?"
 "I know, let's write a goal that you learn to fly."
 "Well that was easy....now what?"



Monday, December 23, 2019

Santa's Elves

Doing your very best
Is all you can ever do
Even if it's your worst
It will just have to do

For Christmas is almost here
And Santa is depending on you
We are all his little elves
Him, she, me and you