I think we have waited long enough! It is time to ask the animals to help solve our problems.
Monday, January 17, 2022
Friday, December 31, 2021
Yummmm
When you get to your favorite restaurant and your favorite pizza sits in front of you, you immediately dive in knowing you are risking your life with the possibility of suffering third degree mouth burns with no soda in sight! Soon it will be all over, but the memory will live on, for a few days, as the sores in your mouth heal only to resurface when you lose to the temptation of fresh from the grease pit steak style french fries.
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Almost Done
"The rain is going to stop tonight. So, where do you want to go tomorrow? More importantly, who do you want to be when we get there?"
Staying here
If I get up then I'll have to do something. I think I am safer lying here with my left shoe not quite on while watching the dust fairies dancing in my window light.
Friday, December 24, 2021
Monday, December 20, 2021
Our order has arrived!
"Do you remember when we ordered 5 things a while back? Well, 4 of them arrived (one is on backorder). Turn around and I will show you!"
"No peeking!"
"We can only keep one. Keep an open mind. The green one is upside down. Not sure how that got by quality control. We may need to send that one back. If we used it, everything would fall out. Anyway, which do you choose?"
Monday, November 29, 2021
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Ornaments Torment
"Mom says to not eat him. She said he is not a cookie. Who makes an ornament that looks like a cookie and smells like a cookie but yet tells little hungry kids it is not a cookie. I say we at least lick him to see."
Sunday, August 29, 2021
Sunday, August 22, 2021
Basketball
My mom told me not to play basketball on cloudy days. She said lightning strikes basketball hoops 10 times more often than anything else in the world. She also said this while napping and just after eating a turkey sandwich the size of her face. I think I should be safe.
Thursday, August 19, 2021
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Don't make friends with your food.