If I get up then I'll have to do something. I think I am safer lying here with my left shoe not quite on while watching the dust fairies dancing in my window light.
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Friday, December 24, 2021
Monday, December 20, 2021
Our order has arrived!
"Do you remember when we ordered 5 things a while back? Well, 4 of them arrived (one is on backorder). Turn around and I will show you!"
"No peeking!"
"We can only keep one. Keep an open mind. The green one is upside down. Not sure how that got by quality control. We may need to send that one back. If we used it, everything would fall out. Anyway, which do you choose?"
Monday, November 29, 2021
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Ornaments Torment
"Mom says to not eat him. She said he is not a cookie. Who makes an ornament that looks like a cookie and smells like a cookie but yet tells little hungry kids it is not a cookie. I say we at least lick him to see."
Sunday, August 29, 2021
Sunday, August 22, 2021
Basketball
My mom told me not to play basketball on cloudy days. She said lightning strikes basketball hoops 10 times more often than anything else in the world. She also said this while napping and just after eating a turkey sandwich the size of her face. I think I should be safe.
Thursday, August 19, 2021
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Don't make friends with your food.
"I think I love you. Do you love me too?"
"That depends. Are you going to eat me?"
"What else should I do with you?"
"First of all, don't make friends with your food and then eat them. It's really confusing, gross and mean. Just put me down over there under the tree and let me live out my remaining days."
"The ants will eat you then."
"True. Sounds like a slow death. Go ahead, eat me."
"This conversation has gone on too long. I can't now. I think I will go inside and get a banana instead."
"Just promise me you won't give me to the little human. She'll take one bite and leave me to die."
"I'll give you to my dad. You'll be finished in one bite."
"Deal."
Thursday, July 29, 2021
Let's Write
"So, we are going to write for 15 minutes. You can write about whatever you want, but you must keep going. Do not put your pencil down. Write whatever comes to mind. It doesn't even need to be anything good."
"I thought when you invited me over we were going to do something fun."
"This is fun. Try it."
"I did....in my head and I didn't like it."
"Fine, go get us a snack and I'll write about what a pout you are."
"Sounds good to me!"
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