Good Morning

 

Let's Swim

"Can Mr. Duck join you?"

"Sure!"

 "Now make room for me!"

Winner takes all

Remember, there are no ropies! YEP!

 

You didn't say no feeties!

Next time remind me to say no feeties too.

 

You get his left

And I'll take his right

And just so you know

Ladies get the first bite.

 

Oh that is so sweet

You are so very nice

But how can I bite

When he has such sweet eyes?

 

He was born to be sweet

To be on this plate

Now hurry and dig in

Before it's too late.

 

His days are numbered

His aging has begun

And who wants to eat

A stale cinnamon bun?

What did I do today?

 

Yep, you stepped in it!

 "I hate to break it to you, but I think you did step in dog poo."

"I knew it. Gosh dogs are just complete animals."

"Well, you are a cat and cats are animals."

"Yes, but I use the restroom like a civilized animal."

"Is that even a thing?"

"Yes dear, it is."

The Ant

 

"Mom, there is an ant in my room! Hurry, come and see!"

"Just squish it!"

"Hi, um....."

"Do you happen to know when you are leaving?"

Bear Conversations

"Hey did you guys hear about that time Barry tried to jump that ridge over there?"
"No."
"Not really."
"Yeah, he almost slipped and died. He "bear"ly made it."

It's Sunday! Get out and moooove!

 

Sometimes I don't share what I see. I keep it just for me.

 

like this

 "We are going to eat the ice cream laying down so if it drips, it drips into our mouths and not onto our shoes or something dumb like that."

The wonderful thing about cats is there isn't quite anything like a cat

Loose Tooth

 Before placing your loose tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, be sure to remove his shoes. Who knows what he has stepped in.