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Saturday, July 10, 2021

 


You get his left

And I'll take his right

And just so you know

Ladies get the first bite.

 

Oh that is so sweet

You are so very nice

But how can I bite

When he has such sweet eyes?

 

He was born to be sweet

To be on this plate

Now hurry and dig in

Before it's too late.

 

His days are numbered

His aging has begun

And who wants to eat

A stale cinnamon bun?


Monday, July 5, 2021

Yep, you stepped in it!


 "I hate to break it to you, but I think you did step in dog poo."

"I knew it. Gosh dogs are just complete animals."

"Well, you are a cat and cats are animals."

"Yes, but I use the restroom like a civilized animal."

"Is that even a thing?"

"Yes dear, it is."

The Ant

 


"Mom, there is an ant in my room! Hurry, come and see!"
"Just squish it!"


"Hi, um....."


"Do you happen to know when you are leaving?"

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Bear Conversations


"Hey did you guys hear about that time Barry tried to jump that ridge over there?"
"No."
"Not really."
"Yeah, he almost slipped and died. He "bear"ly made it."



Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Loose Tooth

 Before placing your loose tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, be sure to remove his shoes. Who knows what he has stepped in. 



Saturday, May 22, 2021

Winnie the Pooh: afternoon

 


The afternoon is the best time to wonder; there is so much room for so many wonderful things.

Winnie the Pooh: your own backyard

 


People make big plans and travel to places far away but what seek can be found in their very backyard; newness and adventure. Everyday a new leaf or blade of grass shows up. Often a bird stays a bit to rest her wings. Oh and the wind, it is always new and different. So, take a walk in your backyard.  Look closely and look quietly. You will be sure to find something beautiful.

Friday, May 21, 2021

Deals

 


"If you do the dishes, I will take you to the park tomorrow." 

"Will you let me out of the wagon this time?"

"Fine, but you have to watch where you are walking. You stepped in dog poop before."

"Elephant poop is worse."

"True. I'll just stop feeding you."

"I don't poop. I am a stuffed animal."

"And yet your voice seems so real."

"Never underestimate a child's imagination."

"Is that you or me saying that?"

"We may never know!"