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Friday, May 21, 2021

Deals

 


"If you do the dishes, I will take you to the park tomorrow." 

"Will you let me out of the wagon this time?"

"Fine, but you have to watch where you are walking. You stepped in dog poop before."

"Elephant poop is worse."

"True. I'll just stop feeding you."

"I don't poop. I am a stuffed animal."

"And yet your voice seems so real."

"Never underestimate a child's imagination."

"Is that you or me saying that?"

"We may never know!"

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Laundry

 I could take all of the laundry out of the dryer, but I prefer to store it here and take out what I need when I need it. Some may say I am lazy and they may be right.



Saturday, April 17, 2021

A weed

 I suppose it is a weed. Oh, but how lucky it is to grow sturdily and beautifully. I want to be a weed when I grow up.




Sunday, April 11, 2021

What did I do today?

Ate an elephant's weight in pizza. I feel really good about that decision.

I spent my college fund attempting to get the cow toy. This hippo will do.
 

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Easter

 I know, it is no longer easter but I am still hunting for eggs because "somebunny" decided to go rogue and hide the eggs in nature. 




Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Toothday

 Happy "Toothday" or Tuesday. We really should celebrate each one because without them, there would be a hole!



Saturday, March 27, 2021

you

 Do not settle for someone who insists you must be sensible nor someone who restricts your colors, shames your song or filter your light. The world needs to see you just the way your were meant to be.



Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Feet

 "Feet say a lot about a person."

"What do mine say?"

"That you need to wash your feet more often."

"What about mine?"

You will run a marathon when you are 60."

"Really? How did you see that?"

"I can't reveal my secrets."

"OK, now it's my turn."

"Go ahead."

"Your feet say that you hate toast."

"That doesn't make sense."

"I know. This foot reading thing is hard."

"Yep, It's a gift."