"If you do the dishes, I will take you to the park tomorrow."
"Will you let me out of the wagon this time?"
"Fine, but you have to watch where you are walking. You stepped in dog poop before."
"Elephant poop is worse."
"True. I'll just stop feeding you."
"I don't poop. I am a stuffed animal."
"And yet your voice seems so real."
"Never underestimate a child's imagination."
"Is that you or me saying that?"
"We may never know!"