Don't be afraid. Bats are mammals and we speak mammal. Now, we just need to figure out which dialect.

Be Awesome

If you want to have

An awesome day,

You need to first 

Be awesome,

Which is code for

Happy, kind, and authentic.

Do you know where teddy bears come from?

"Do you know where teddy bears come from?"

"From where?"

"They come from holes in trees and from caves in deepest parts of the forest. They sleep under the stars lulled to sleep by the callings of wolves."

"That sounds terrible! I am sure glad I am a civilized teddy bear. I would never survive."

Wonder twin powers...activate!

If you could be anything

What would you be?

I would simply want to be 

Free to be me.

Am I doing it right?

List of things

Here is a list of things we can do today. Notice the star next to certain items. Those are the things I want to do. Pick one of those. The other things are things I don't want to do. Do not pick one of those. Choose carefully. There is a lick of marmalade in it for you if you choose correctly. No stress!

Going to Dot's House

I am heading to my friend's house. Her name is Dot.

My mom says it is polite to bring a gift when visiting someone.

Hmmm.

Guess I am bringing a hug!

Long Socks So Long

"Why such long socks?"

"They keep my knees warm!"

"Why don't you wear pants then?"

"They make me hot."

"Don't your legs get cold?"

"They didn't until you mentioned it."

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

Hello?

I don't see anything!

I just got my bangs cut and the view is great!

Love

Love takes effort

Hate takes effort

Which one are you willing

To put your life energy 

Toward?

Bath Demands

"Phillip, go and squeeze me some fresh orange juice."

"I was just going to shave and the oranges are all the way in the garage refrigerator and the garage scares me."

"Need I remind you?"

"Of what?"

"OK, fine. Do you want it with pulp or no pulp."

"Pulp free please."

What took so long?

"So you are trying to tell me that it took you over an hour and you still could not find my shoes but brought the camera instead?"

"Yes, that is the story I am telling at the moment. I did bring you soap and a bucket."

"That has been sitting here since yesterday when mom gave the lizard a bath. What were you planning on doing with the camera?"

"Memories and possibly an opportunity for future bribery."

"What? And, WAIT...what is that around your mouth?

"Mom made me a sandwich and a plate of cookies that I think I was supposed to bring out to you, but I forgot and just ate everything. Sorry, I guess this is a bad time for a photo."

"Yep, now give it to me. I need to take your photo to remind you that you owe me, big time."

What shall we do today?

"I am not sure why you thought it was a good idea to walk barefoot in the grass."

"I do it every day with no problem!"

"You're a bear. You have no choice."

"I could wear shoes if I wanted!"

"OK, I stepped in something. It squished between my toes. I bet it's poop."

"Let me see. It looks like poop. It smells like poop. I wonder if it tastes like poop?"

"Phillip...NO!"

"Just kiddin' "

"Go get me some shoes and hurry. If this stuff dries. I am doomed."

"Yep, I'll be right back."

"What is taking that kid so long. I bet he is eating a snack. Never have a hungry bear fetch you anything. This is going to be a while."