"Why such long socks?"
"They keep my knees warm!"
"Why don't you wear pants then?"
"They make me hot."
"Don't your legs get cold?"
"They didn't until you mentioned it."
"There he is! His name is Manny because he is a man snail. Now, are your hands clean, because we don't want Manny catching any cookies from your pony?" "Cookies? How does one catch cookies from a Pony....she's not a chef, she's a horse. You mean 'kooties'." "Ooohhh, that explains a lot. I was wondering why so many people were afraid of cookies!" |