Ponies and Snails

"Can I pet your pony?"

"Are your hands clean?"

"Um, yah!"

"Nope, you paused. We can't risk it, plus, even if you did wash your hands I am not sure you did it thorough enough!"

"Why would you say that?"

"Well for one, I am not sure your boots are on the right feet, and yesterday, I saw you petting a snail."

"Fine, well you can't pet my snail."

"Hmmm, alright....just make sure you pet Pony with your cleanest hand and then take me to your snail."

"There he is! His name is Manny because he is a man snail. Now, are your hands clean, because we don't want Manny catching any cookies from your pony?"

"Cookies? How does one catch cookies from a Pony....she's not a chef, she's a horse. You mean 'kooties'."

"Ooohhh, that explains a lot. I was wondering why so many people were afraid of cookies!"

Etch-A-Sketch

I sketched the sun

And the mountains

The valley and the wind

I drew them into existence

So we could play, pretend

That life is always this beautiful 

Even when the uglies choose to arise

For darkness is cast away by the light of a sunrise

Twister: kid's version of yoga.

My house right now: Where the Wild Things Are. Hopefully, we can be released into the wild soon.

Hide-n-Seek

"Barkley, don't forget to count to 10...all the way this time! Last time you stopped and 4 then started counting backward by halves. It was very confusing."

Target Dollar Spot Bullseye Garden

Quarantine Problems

This place is driving me crazy! Let's get outta here!

Much better.

All by Myself

I did my hair myself,

Can you even really tell?

I did a pretty good job,

I think I did very well!

Lyla on her walk

Easter Egg Clean-up

I work for the Easter Bunny. I am part of the "Post Easter Clean-up " crew. We are in charge of collecting those craftily hidden eggs the kids just couldn't find. All I have to say is kids in this day and age are either lazy or distracted. What is this world coming to?

Some Easter Bunny Truths

I am here to clear some Easter Bunny misunderstandings.

Truth #1, I do not live in a hole. Holes are dirty.

I live in a sugar egg like this one. This is my pet Chicky. He lives in a smaller version of the one I am in right now.

Truth #2, I do not lay eggs. I have little pink bunnies. I believe the butterflies bring them, but don't quote me on that.

Truth #3, pink Easter grass is not candy nor is it real grass. It's plastic so keep it out of your mouth and out of the trash. It's best to leave it out for me to use next year.

What do you call a dirty cow in the rain? A "cow"wash!!!

Ready?