Easter Egg Clean-up

I work for the Easter Bunny. I am part of the "Post Easter Clean-up " crew. We are in charge of collecting those craftily hidden eggs the kids just couldn't find. All I have to say is kids in this day and age are either lazy or distracted. What is this world coming to?

Some Easter Bunny Truths

I am here to clear some Easter Bunny misunderstandings.

Truth #1, I do not live in a hole. Holes are dirty.

I live in a sugar egg like this one. This is my pet Chicky. He lives in a smaller version of the one I am in right now.

Truth #2, I do not lay eggs. I have little pink bunnies. I believe the butterflies bring them, but don't quote me on that.

Truth #3, pink Easter grass is not candy nor is it real grass. It's plastic so keep it out of your mouth and out of the trash. It's best to leave it out for me to use next year.

What do you call a dirty cow in the rain? A "cow"wash!!!

Ready?

"The mailman should be pulling up at any moment. If I wait right here, it will probably make him get here quicker."

If you need me, I'll be in my office.

Going Nowhere

We aren't going anywhere,
Because the best place to be,
Is in the grass with a duck,
And you next to me.

Sending healing love to everyone.

We are the weirdos, mister.

Soccer in the Yard

Sent Outside

"MOOOOOOM mom, I am sorry. Please don't send us outside. The grass field is sure to eat us. Fine. Chewy, it looks like my 'using my outside voice' inside has gotten to mom so she is banning us to the grass fields. My advice, keep your hands to your side and if you are being taken by the grass, use the code word 'help'."

" Chewy! Keep your mouth closed. The grass fields are smarter and meaner than I thought. They'll try and make their way into your mouth and reach down your throat to your heart, because everyone knows grass doesn't have a heart. HELP, my face is getting wet...it must be their acid spit I've read about. We will be sure to melt. Why does mom want us to die like this? If we live through this, we'll tell mom we'll play the silent game and stay out of her hair."

Out came the sun and so did the ice cream!

Bored Bear

I woke up, I got up and I cleaned up but now I am bored. How about we play a game of hide-n-seek? NOT IT!

You'll never find me!