"The mailman should be pulling up at any moment. If I wait right here, it will probably make him get here quicker."

If you need me, I'll be in my office.

Going Nowhere

We aren't going anywhere,
Because the best place to be,
Is in the grass with a duck,
And you next to me.

Sending healing love to everyone.

We are the weirdos, mister.

Soccer in the Yard

Sent Outside

"MOOOOOOM mom, I am sorry. Please don't send us outside. The grass field is sure to eat us. Fine. Chewy, it looks like my 'using my outside voice' inside has gotten to mom so she is banning us to the grass fields. My advice, keep your hands to your side and if you are being taken by the grass, use the code word 'help'."

" Chewy! Keep your mouth closed. The grass fields are smarter and meaner than I thought. They'll try and make their way into your mouth and reach down your throat to your heart, because everyone knows grass doesn't have a heart. HELP, my face is getting wet...it must be their acid spit I've read about. We will be sure to melt. Why does mom want us to die like this? If we live through this, we'll tell mom we'll play the silent game and stay out of her hair."

Out came the sun and so did the ice cream!

Bored Bear

I woke up, I got up and I cleaned up but now I am bored. How about we play a game of hide-n-seek? NOT IT!

You'll never find me!

Like the sun

May the sun remind us that even if there are clouds causing darkness, it won't last forever and still, we need to rise to do our job of bringing light to this world.

Proof

"OK teacher woman, I am going to speak slowly so you won't need to ask any questions when I am done. My monster ripped up my homework. Now since I know you wouldn't believe me, I have brought him to school. He is in my backpack. Look at your own risk. He could have scabies or contagious skin tags or the Spooky Pox. That's what I thought, just back away. Thanks for believing me. You're not as old a feeble as I once thought."

Hurry Up

Could you please focus? We have 5 minutes between the last cloud coverage and the next so please, do your business.

The rains should remind us that downpours never last.