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Sunday, February 16, 2020

Sunday Morning

Before breakfast
We'll watch some TV
Then eat some pie
And something snazzleberry

Saturday, February 15, 2020

How to Eat a Donut

1. Sit and admire your donut for 5 minutes.
2. Close your eyes and embrace its aroma.
3. Open your eyes and give it a compliment.
4. Pick it up very gently so as to not startle it.
5. Move it closer to your mouth. Don't worry, you will not hurt it. He has been waiting for this day.
6. Just before taking a bite, close your eyes and keep them closed. This helps strengthen the connection between you and your donut.
7. Chew your donut bite slowly. Allow the donut to break apart and become paste. This process helps release its magic.
8. Once the donut just about disappears, open your eyes and smile.
9. You have now been "donutfied" which is pretty much a superpower. Now, go about your day knowing you are unstoppable!





Friday, February 7, 2020

The Protective Sweater

"The weatherman said it would be cold so I decided to wear the sweater my aunt Hazel knitted.  I love this sweater because it protects my hands from frostbite and most of my face from becoming chapped. It also doubles as protection from the mouth breather that sits in front of me. He's sweet but his breath is not!"

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Stuck in at lunch

My teacher made me stay in at lunch because I kept my beanie on in class. It's lunchtime now. She hasn't said a word. She has been on her computer the entire time. I think she is on Tinder updating her profile. I wonder if she has mentioned she smells of oatmeal and burnt ruber....her prospects really should know.

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Lemon Groves


On my way home from school, I stop by the lemon fields. I sometimes pretend I am a lemon and enjoy being surrounded by family. Then I go home and lock myself in my room. It's an introvert thing.

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Leaving


You make it really hard To go anywhere When you look at me that way With that sad little glare I have to be a human Make my way out into the day But there you always are Pulling me your way

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

To Give

A gift is magic
Not because you
Have just received
But because
You have given

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Who are you calling?


"Georgie, who are you calling?"
"What?"


"If you can't hear me, you won't be able to hear Mickey Mouse!"
"Well, I don't speak adult. I speak mouse."