"I am not sure why you thought it was a good idea to walk barefoot in the grass."
"I do it every day with no problem!"
"You're a bear. You have no choice."
"I could wear shoes if I wanted!"
"OK, I stepped in something. It squished between my toes. I bet it's poop."
"Let me see. It looks like poop. It smells like poop. I wonder if it tastes like poop?"
"Phillip...NO!"
"Just kiddin' "
"Go get me some shoes and hurry. If this stuff dries. I am doomed."
"Yep, I'll be right back."
"What is taking that kid so long. I bet he is eating a snack. Never have a hungry bear fetch you anything. This is going to be a while."
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