Proof

"OK teacher woman, I am going to speak slowly so you won't need to ask any questions when I am done. My monster ripped up my homework. Now since I know you wouldn't believe me, I have brought him to school. He is in my backpack. Look at your own risk. He could have scabies or contagious skin tags or the Spooky Pox. That's what I thought, just back away. Thanks for believing me. You're not as old a feeble as I once thought."