How to Eat a Donut

1. Sit and admire your donut for 5 minutes.

2. Close your eyes and embrace its aroma.

3. Open your eyes and give it a compliment.

4. Pick it up very gently so as to not startle it.

5. Move it closer to your mouth. Don't worry, you will not hurt it. He has been waiting for this day.

6. Just before taking a bite, close your eyes and keep them closed. This helps strengthen the connection between you and your donut.

7. Chew your donut bite slowly. Allow the donut to break apart and become paste. This process helps release its magic.

8. Once the donut just about disappears, open your eyes and smile.

9. You have now been "donutfied" which is pretty much a superpower. Now, go about your day knowing you are unstoppable!