Would you like a this bone?

"I have this traveling bone if you want it. What do I mean? Well, it traveled to school with me three times and home with me three times. I do need to tell you on the way home from school, it fell into the grass, but I swear I picked it up right away...after about 2 seconds so it's still pretty clean."

"What do you think? Looks pretty good, huh?"