"Peppa, I think you are weighing the wagon down. Could you please let out all of your breath so I can pull us out of this human footprint hole!?"
"At last. Time to relax. Be sure to put suntan lotion on or you'll burn and become bacon then some hungry person walking by may think you're lunch!"
"Isn't life beautiful. Just look at the vast ocean. Do you see how the sky reaches down and touches the water? Pure magic. Look at that! That man is eating a juicy beach hot dog. Oops, a sandy beach hot dog. Welp it's trash now, nope he just ate it."
"Remember, don't let any water into your mouth. There are a lot of sea animals out there somewhere and they use the ocean as their toilet so.....let's just go put our feet in the water....just to play it safe."
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