Happy Halloween

My Favorite Show

"Alright, tonight is the night I share my favorite show with you. Expect what you least expect.....here is a hint: dooooo dooooo doo doo doooo dooo doo doo. OK, never mind. Just watch."

Lucky for me there are a lot of naughty kids.

 Yes, this is my costume. I am the Halloween bunny. I give candy to good kids and creepy things to bad kids. Some will lie and say they have been good, but I can tell. The naughty ones have squishier faces and have a hard time looking me in the eye. So, how good have you been? Come on now, I can tell you are looking at my ears...look me in the eyes...if you dare. Muahahahahahaha!

Just what I thought. Here, this spider is for you. I know how much you dislike them.

Lucky for me there are a lot of naughty kids.

Cleaning up

"Hey Snoopy, what am I? I'll give you a hint. I am a pretty good listener, I stand as still as a popsicle in a freezer and you can find me in a cornfield. No, not a scarecrow...an ear of corn, but I like your idea better."

Little One

There once was a hole

Nestled in a tree

That housed a little sprite

Named Marmleletty Bee

If you give a dog an apple....

he's bound to end up with gas.

Do you remember your first human?

Do you remember 

Your first human

How soft and cuddly

She was

How she would greet you

At the door

After you went outside for

A few minutes

Do you remember

How she was always

There for you

When you were sad

And made you laugh

By spinning in circles

Then falling to the ground

Beside you

Do you remember

How important she made 

You feel

I do

And I hope I made her feel

The same too

Peppa's trip to the beach

"Peppa, I think you are weighing the wagon down. Could you please let out all of your breath so I can pull us out of this human footprint hole!?"

"At last. Time to relax. Be sure to put suntan lotion on or you'll burn and become bacon then some hungry person walking by may think you're lunch!"

"Isn't life beautiful. Just look at the vast ocean. Do you see how the sky reaches down and touches the water? Pure magic. Look at that! That man is eating a juicy beach hot dog. Oops, a sandy beach hot dog. Welp it's trash now, nope he just ate it."

 "Remember, don't let any water into your mouth. There are a lot of sea animals out there somewhere and they use the ocean as their toilet so.....let's just go put our feet in the water....just to play it safe."

The Piggy Bank that Nana Made

Making plans

"I have been thinking. We really need to finish your room, I mean you are an important pig and your my favorite pig. So tomorrow morning, we will go shopping. I have $1.13 saved up in my piggy bank. To get the money out, we'll have to smash it and bash it and break it.....oh, sorry, he's not a relative of yours, is he?"

The Last One

Why whenever we ask,

You say it's your last one.

And you always keep the box,

Even when you're done.

If you don't want to share,

then maybe eat alone.

That way you won't hear our stomachs,

Growl, spit or groan.